I am the Pizzaman

Always conveniently sloshing in the speedboat wake of any trend, I am just now catching up and learning about things like "Googlism" ... basically, where you put your name into Google like so -- "Rob is" -- and then see what you find.

This is what I found.

Rob is tricky, Rob is sly.
Rob is now leading in newspaper endorsements 16-1!
Rob is always available by appointment to meet with you
Rob is often interviewed for or quoted in articles about South Florida real estate
Rob is honored to have his music and moves be a part of God's work
Rob is a three-time contributor to the Harvard Business Review
Rob is a Master Blackbelt in Six Sigma
Rob is an excellent motivator
ROB is a powerful, comprehensive modelling
and simulation tool
Rob is a member of the Eastern United States Pipe Band Association
Rob is by no means unhappy
Rob is globally recognized as an expert in the field of undercover investigations
My manager Rob is weird
You should know that Rob is building a 1⁄2 scale WAR Folke Wolf 190
Rob is in a tiz about the Western Australian nurses' union
Rob is always willing to assist attractive or interesting actors and models
Rob is married and lives in a small rural hamlet of Gloucestershire
Rob is a neurotic, and he obsesses over his lackluster romantic history
Rob is the Pizzaman
Rob is the author of the following: several half-completed novels
Rob is a very funny fool
Crazy Rob is completely sane
Rob is a smart-ass
Rob is interviewed via satellite from Toronto
Rob is Still Wrestling With Churchill
Rob is anything but a jerk-off.
Rob is surprised by this
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And my favorite:

Rob is an Evil Genius